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Well, actually there is only one. lol I wrote this last night while I was lying awake instead of sleeping.
Without further ado… I bring you a Nantucket limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who liked to eat chicken from a bucket
He got no delight when the chicken took flight
So, he said, “Next time I will pluck it.”
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There was a young girl from Nantucket
Who kept her fish in a bucket….
The bucket she stole
It had a hole
And the fish died where she stuck it! —Jonathan Caswell
(Ad lib humor, you understand! 😀 )
I love this! LOL
Good one! 😆 That would be quite a shock.
LOL Thank you, Debbie. 😀
Love it, Kymber! Limericks are such fun to read and write… 🙂
LOL Thank you so much. I had a lot of fun with this.
Interesting poem! I love it. Thank Kymber!
Thank you so much, Jeannie 🙂 I appreciate it.
Just great poem Kymber. I love it!
Thank you so much. 🙂
Hahaha I love it 🙂
LOL Thank you, GC 🙂
What a funny rhymie poem 🙂
Thank you so much, George! 🙂
Made me laugh, just as a limerick should! 🙂
LOL! Then my job here is done. 😀 😀
Haha this is golden! Such great poetry 🙂
LOL Thank you so much 😀
You never fail to make me laugh. I loved your funny poem.
LOL Thank you so much. I’m glad you liked it.
I like it 🙂 very funny Kymber 🙂
maybe not a limerick… but it’s still a great quote, never the less :)) By Stan Laurel
“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.”
Thank you, Darren. And, I like that quote! 😀
There is something very fun about limericks. Nice one!
Thank you. I was sleep deprived. 😂😂
Pahahah love it! Best make sure, before plucking or going in the bucket to eat, that the chickens aren’t alive either 😂
LOL! Thank you so much 🙂 And, you are so right! LOL
Haha. I’ve heard that one before. Many years ago, though I believe it was
“There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.”
and it kept going with many other versions including one with Pawtucket instead of Nantucket. The leading line lead to many variations, now yours. lol
Thank you, Jo 😀 I almost named Kara Jo! 😀
That is a funny one! I’m glad you shared it. 😀
chicken, a bucket and no Col. Sanders. Love it!!
LOL! Thank you so much! 😀
Stay off the drugs!! Oh wait…… That’s Dr Seuss………….. I think I will be crossing Nantucket off my list of places to visit now LOL…… This is cute for sure…but is it terrible to say considering, that I hope you get sleep next time?!
LOLOLOL! You and me both! This is what happens when you are sleep deprived.
LOL
Waaa haaa haaaa! No doubt this man from Nantucket is a man who likes his free range organic non GMO chicken very fresh. Great limerick Kymber. You did get a snort laugh from me on this one.
YAY! Then I can pack it in and call it a day! LOL 😀 I love what you said about the kind of chicken he likes. haha
I think this Limerick is begging for companionship. You should continue as you please until you can hear all of us squealing in delight across the globe. My only concern is I might forget to put my coffee down before I read you. My iPad is hard to read after I snort laugh coffee all over the screen. Big hug and hope you are doing well.
Ohhhh, companionship, you say? Interesting thought! 😀 You have that snort/coffee problem, too? I thought it was just me. But, then, we INFJ’s tend to be like that. haha Thank you for the hug and encouragement. Sending you one back. 😀
He’s much nicer than the last man from Nantucket I heard about!
LOL! You’re so right! Thank you! 😀
<3 <3 <3 LOL
😂😂❤❤ Thank you, Lisa 😀
That is awesome! =D
LOL Thanks so much, Em 😀
Loved it! That’s so cute….
LOL Thank you, Audrey 😀