Poetry

Silly Limericks with Kymber

Well, actually there is only one. lol I wrote this last night while I was lying awake instead of sleeping.

Image by Nicole Keiper from Pixabay

Without further ado… I bring you a Nantucket limerick:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who liked to eat chicken from a bucket
He got no delight when the chicken took flight
So, he said, “Next time I will pluck it.”

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46 Comments on “Silly Limericks with Kymber

  1. There was a young girl from Nantucket
    Who kept her fish in a bucket….
    The bucket she stole
    It had a hole
    And the fish died where she stuck it! —Jonathan Caswell
    (Ad lib humor, you understand! πŸ˜€ )

  2. I like it πŸ™‚ very funny Kymber πŸ™‚

    maybe not a limerick… but it’s still a great quote, never the less :)) By Stan Laurel

    “You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.”

  3. Haha. I’ve heard that one before. Many years ago, though I believe it was
    “There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.”
    and it kept going with many other versions including one with Pawtucket instead of Nantucket. The leading line lead to many variations, now yours. lol

  4. Stay off the drugs!! Oh wait…… That’s Dr Seuss………….. I think I will be crossing Nantucket off my list of places to visit now LOL…… This is cute for sure…but is it terrible to say considering, that I hope you get sleep next time?!

  5. Waaa haaa haaaa! No doubt this man from Nantucket is a man who likes his free range organic non GMO chicken very fresh. Great limerick Kymber. You did get a snort laugh from me on this one.

    1. YAY! Then I can pack it in and call it a day! LOL πŸ˜€ I love what you said about the kind of chicken he likes. haha

      1. I think this Limerick is begging for companionship. You should continue as you please until you can hear all of us squealing in delight across the globe. My only concern is I might forget to put my coffee down before I read you. My iPad is hard to read after I snort laugh coffee all over the screen. Big hug and hope you are doing well.

        1. Ohhhh, companionship, you say? Interesting thought! πŸ˜€ You have that snort/coffee problem, too? I thought it was just me. But, then, we INFJ’s tend to be like that. haha Thank you for the hug and encouragement. Sending you one back. πŸ˜€

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